waterproof plastic

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides

waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.

by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011

Plastic pecker

Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.

Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker

by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

Plastic bomb

A bomb made from a gatorade bottle gasoline water a match and a magnifine glass

I axedently exploded my room with a plastic bomb

by Pee mann May 14, 2022

Airless plastic

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021

Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.

He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.

by Haggis0 July 6, 2009

Plastic bag

A term for a condom- refers to putting it over your head

Pickle- Hey my life sucks I have to live in a jar!

Dick- Oh yeah? They put a plastic bag on my head, put me in a cave, then hit my head against the wall until I throw up!

by Ilikedirt October 16, 2009