ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 30, 2018

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phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 September 22, 2015

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Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice

God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram

by Etravels June 21, 2018

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A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.

Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool

by Austyn Spaulding June 26, 2010

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A device that everyone owns and bitches about, at the same time.

"That guy with the cell phone is so obnoxious for talking on this train...wait, I got call waiting! Can you hear me?! Can you hear me now?!!!!"

by TiberiusJulius February 16, 2005

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The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.

Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!

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A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 05, 2005

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