Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...
by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

by bar20 January 8, 2010

A Pen Pal (acronym: PP) is a form of connection that is superior to all other forms of connections, especially, and most specifically, any Rival Pen Pals (acronym: RPP).
by big.pp.energy November 5, 2020

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.
“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
by CrispyK May 20, 2020

Jon took Sally to his Pen of Peccancy where he ravaged her and made her pussy so sore it bled like a stuck pig!!
by Tent peg July 20, 2017
