jabbas pad

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.
Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit
by benjohnson April 28, 2005
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pussy pad

A protective pad worn on the crotch region to protect it in contact sports. Usually worn by women, it is dense and bendable unlike the hard plastic cup a man might wear.
Good thing that girl was wearing a pussy pad or that shot would have bruised her snatch.
by Rexander November 07, 2005
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fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.
caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.
by Krkič March 17, 2020
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piddle-padding

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha
by ChinChilla Cilla April 07, 2011
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Diddle Pad

1. male or female genitalia

2. electronic board on a hot tube
by bamF65 August 27, 2010
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Rage Pad

A place where you and your bros Rage. This place usually holds a refrigerator full of handles and beer along a ping pong table and Xbox if you chose to game and get faded at the same time.
"Hey bro you goin' to that party tomorrow"

"Yea son i heard they have a Rage Pad we can crash at"
by callmebighoss January 06, 2012
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Pad Thai

Way to response to something in Cumbria, to agree
We’re having a rough day aren’t we....

pad Thai mate
by Cumbrianperson November 17, 2020
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