Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by December 30, 2021

Puck slut

A girl who dates hockey players for dick

She is such a puck slut, she wants to fuck all the hockey players.

by Coochiemama March 13, 2018

Puck slut

Someone who hooks up with one hockey player or team

Alyssa Graff is a puck slut

by Fhhgghh February 23, 2016

Puck slut

A girl who fucks just hockey players

Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend

Guy 1: yo me too

Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot

Guy 3: I fucked her too

Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut

by Wes tucker January 09, 2018

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 02, 2025

Gamer Puck

1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.

Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.

by rickyukon August 21, 2020

Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.

bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat

by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022