Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
Get the pittsburgh penguins mug.A disastrous or feeble attempt at making what, in other parts of the World, is know as delicious Pizza. They will only sell it as a Pie because they know if you try a slice you will not buy anymore; see capitalism. Although there are exceptions they are often found in the two nice sections of the city called Squirrel Hill and Oakland and not worth naming. The sad part is Pittsburgh Pizza itself is hard to find because the city and metropolitan area is engulfed in Pizza Chains; see Pizza Hut.
I visited Pittsburgh and had to buy a whole damn pie of Pizza and it was horrible! I will never eat Pittsburgh Pizza made by yinzers again, where are all the Pittsburgh Italians, are there any?
by Conisuer January 17, 2011
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by moneymikefosho May 8, 2010
Get the pittsburgh smore mug.It is when you plow a chick sideways in the pooper while pinching her buttcheeks together and proclaiming your male dominance.
John gave Emily the Pittsburgh Pinch after the prom.
Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.
Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.
by Broe Bersky July 12, 2007
Get the Pittsburgh Pinch mug.It's when a male mounts an individual's back while the person is on their stomach. The male is reverse cowgirl and then proceeds to fuck the ass crack of the individual as if he were tittie fucking the shit out of the individual. To reach the fullest potential, the male then cums and causes the cum to run into the butthole, making it complete.
"Hey Mike, remember when Bartonian drank that whole bottle of vodka?"
"Yea, man, Harrito gave him one hell of a Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket!"
"Yea, man, Harrito gave him one hell of a Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket!"
by The Harrillizer April 30, 2009
Get the Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket mug.this only requires two individual people (one male, one female, or you can be creative), one bar restroom, and one ben rothlisberger jersey. the first person wears the steelers jersey forcing their-self upon the helpless second person. once finished, the forceful person that wore the ben rothlisberger jersey will go to bar louie in station square, pennsylvania.
i was taken into the bathroom by a man and he gave me a pittsburgh apron. now i wear my work apron crooked to cover up my butt hole so it doesn't happen again.
by atdiandsti February 26, 2011
Get the pittsburgh apron mug.When a guy takes a girl to Primanti Bros. for a romantic dinner. Then, said guy takes girl back to his place and takes a shit on the girls’ chest. The girl looks down and sees ruminates of coleslaw in the shit. While all this is going on the couple is drinking IC Lite!
Shantel did Jerome take you to Primanti Bros. last night for dinner? Yes and afterwards he gave me a Pittsburgh Steamer. That's hot!
by DMyers October 23, 2006
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