pexican

The pet mexican that goes to pinehurst, sleeps in a tent, eats pepperoni sticks and mr noodles, usually sings the cocuracha song to entertain his master.

Master: Pexican sing the song for a cigarette!

Pexican: La cocuracha, la cocuracha ya no puedo caminar (8)

by Pinetard January 19, 2010

pelikan

People who are incredibly foolish and are begs

Have you noticed that Andrew Becoming a pelikan

by Urban_39173 August 5, 2017

Abused Pelicans

The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.

Joe: Who are we playing today?

Steve: The Abused Pelicans.

Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.

Steve: Why?

Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.

by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011

Pexican

A cross breed from the two disgusting races; the Mexican and the Peruvians.

If you ever see a Pexican you should call Animal Control

by Monkey Poo August 27, 2003

pellican

While having sex with a woman on the beach, cum on her chest and then stick you dick in the sand and re enter her vagina.

After exploding on Crystal's chest, Tom dipped his shaft in the sand and went in for seconds. Afterwards, Tom exclaimed, "That was the hottest Pellican I have ever had!"

by West Plano Functional Alcloholics Society July 3, 2007

dirty pellican

Your fucking a chick from behind while on the beach, you pull it out and drag it in the sand and then jam it back in!

Dude, did you fuck that chick on the beach last night? Yea, I gave her a dirty pellican!

by Dick Durgler September 10, 2009

pelicanmarsh GT500

a high speed pass along the twisty roads of pelican marsh, in many cases this type of course results in loss of traction and excessive tire wear

Bro, im bored... ive got a full tank of gas and bran new tires. Lets run the pelicanmarsh Gt500

by Dan Shaughnessy June 16, 2003