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Payter story

A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard
Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!
by Maize man October 14, 2011
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Harry-Potter-Boner

Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
by HarryPotter is my home-boy December 2, 2010
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Patheran

Describes a girl whose origins stem from India. Typically used as a term of endearment, however, it can also be used as a viable replacement for her real name, probably because her real name is generally unpronounceable to the typical American/Canadian dude.
My Patheran cooks a mean curry!
by Deucey29 January 5, 2007
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Harry Potter Hangover

the deadish feeling you get the next day of school or work after seeing the midnight premier of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows
cody- dude I can't focus, I'm gonna fail the econ quiz.

josue- I know, I'm feeling that Harry Potter Hangover too
by Mr. Ody November 21, 2010
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Hairy Potter

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.
That faggot's a Hairy Potter
by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017
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cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
by delores haze September 5, 2006
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Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.
Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.
by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
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