Patrick

Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.

Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!

Patrick by O gee hung kenobe January 16, 2011

Patrick

Piece of shit

girl 1: wow Patricks a real piece of shit
Girl 2: yay i know right!
girl 1: LOL

Patrick by LOl Shit January 30, 2018

Patrick

Slang word to desrcibe a fat chick.

If you like a bit of weight:

AAAAAAH look at that patrick, that is one fine truck of meat.

If you don't like a lot of meat:

EWWWW look at that patrick, it looks like two patricks hugging.

Patrick by i don't like patricks May 14, 2011

Patrick

What happens while playing Tetris at a fast pace and making a move that wasn't meant to happen, such as putting a peice in the wrong place, and it throws off your entire game.

Last night I was playing Tetris and I pulled a Patrick!

I lost that game because I pulled to many Patricks!

Patrick by pm0419606 April 15, 2011

Patrick

A total douchebag who dates every hot girl in sight and tries to cheat on them with their friends. He goes around thinking he's all that with his piercings that make him look totally gay.

Person 1: "That dude over there thinks he's so cool but he looks like a loser."
Person 2: "He looks like a Patrick."

Patrick by imasexybeast7 June 30, 2011

Patrick

A COD noob who spends all day masterbating to his Jacob Satorious post,wearing dick ass shoes and has a tiny lil dick

Aw man I can't believe that ugly girl slept w Patrick she's so stupid!

Patrick by Theincrediblepenisofdoom247 September 8, 2016

Patrick

The biggest fuckboy you'll ever meet, he will be with 800 girls at a time and won't ever stop.

Hey you see that guy over there. Don't talk to him he looks like a Patrick

Patrick by deepthroatingdaddy June 3, 2017