A mentally retarded person.
A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
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Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
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"Can you believe I got passed over for a promotion by Sarah?"
"Yeah, you got Palin Punk'd, the CEO is crazy clueless."
"Yeah, you got Palin Punk'd, the CEO is crazy clueless."
by Rehan Farooq March 12, 2009
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Pabio comes from a "copulation" of an acronym (P.A.B. -punk ass bitch)and a gay celebrity (Fabio).
Pabio comes from a "copulation" of an acronym (P.A.B. -punk ass bitch)and a gay celebrity (Fabio).
<while shooting pool, Scott often misses>
B: "Man, you suck! You is PABIO!"
Snacky: "!#(< you. You're PABIO. You should be thanking me for letting your $#!++y ass have a shot.. hoover "D"-luxe!"
B: "Gaylord!"
..etc.
B: "Man, you suck! You is PABIO!"
Snacky: "!#(< you. You're PABIO. You should be thanking me for letting your $#!++y ass have a shot.. hoover "D"-luxe!"
B: "Gaylord!"
..etc.
by tha supa December 23, 2007
Get the pabio mug.1. John McCain's running mate on the Republican Ticket for the 2008 United States Presidential Election.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.
1. Sarah Palin: *answers phone* Hello?
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...
by Alex Will November 2, 2008
Get the Sarah Palin mug.Spawned February 11, 1964 when God himself came to earth and farted. This event is also known as the Immaculate Misconception.
Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.
Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.
Sarah Palin's Immaculate Misconceptions include but are not limited to:
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.
by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009
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