chat burglar

One who reproduces a friend's witty lines, whilst passing them off as their own.
Fay, you're such a chat burglar, you've really gotta work on your banter
by clanross June 06, 2009
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Chat speak

"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.
oh my god, y do u call me a n00b!!!11111!!!1!one!!11 *angr fce*
by Grapple 'n' Grapes August 10, 2005
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chat syndrome

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: reality chatspeak
dude: WTF?? My clam chowder tastes like bongwater!!
sane person: shut up you whore.
by Tiller July 14, 2005
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cheat chatting

When you're instant messaging with one person and then you leave the conversation to chat with someone else.
Why is it taking you so long to reply to me? Are you cheat chatting with someone else?
by Crystal Murphy March 23, 2006
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bad chat

poor quality, unentertaining, uninteresting, inappropriate conversation.

ALternatives include "shit chat" "terrible chat" "no chat"
Guy 1: I'm going to have a word with that girl over there

Guy 2: Don't bother man - she's got bad chat

Example 2:

Person 1: Your dad's the only parent i know who doesn;t have really bad chat

Person 2: i know, he is awsome when he's plastered!

by Michael Wilding May 24, 2007
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Port chat

Southport FC's supporters Forum.

A gathering for the "RLI" and other demon pissheads. Also from time to time the community discuss Southport FC and other related football news.
"www.portchat.net"
by Mark (Boz) from Southport April 29, 2005
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The L Chat

The vile and filthy septic tank where the worst elements of the lesbian community congregate and behave like cyber cunts. Its existence benefits the rest of the lesbian community by attracting trolls, antisocial personalities and mouthbreathers, thereby segregating them from the rest of the lesbian population in a virtual holding pen.
Reading The L Chat will melt your brain and make you celibate.

The L Chat is like 4chan for lesbians, except The L Chat is neither clever nor influential and its members appear to have more testosterone.
by iwearvondouche July 08, 2010
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