"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."
by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017

A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.
I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.
by Rushers1234 October 9, 2019

by jaxis_not.available August 16, 2019

by SnazzySteve September 12, 2019

1. Leo has a big heart and a lot of love to give the world.
2. But Leo will unleash FURY if you try to take advantage of
their kindness.
3. When Leo goes for something they REALLY
go for it. a Leo it’s go hard or go home.
4. Loyalty is Leo’s middle name.
5. Leo is a protector and their presence makes people feel safe.
6. Leo is a natural born leader who excels when they’re running the show.
7. Leo is straight up with you and will always give you the facts.
8. Leo is a social creature who loves to connect with others.
9. But Leo also needs alone time to unwind and collect their thoughts.
10. Leo LOVES a bit of attention and affection.
11. You can always count on Leo to come through for you.
12. Leo is an optimist who is able to see the silver lining to life.
13. Leo can be ridiculously charming at times.
14. Leo doesn’t have time
to hang onto grudges and
negative energy.
15. Leo is confident on the outside but sensitive on the inside.
16. Leo is playful and fun
to be around.
17. Leo is a thrill seeker who will try just about anything once.
18. Leos have swaggerand an effortlessly cool demeanour.
19. Leo often communicates their thoughts and emotions through humor.
20. Leo can be crazy competitive.
21. Leo is spontaneous and unpredictable in love.
2. But Leo will unleash FURY if you try to take advantage of
their kindness.
3. When Leo goes for something they REALLY
go for it. a Leo it’s go hard or go home.
4. Loyalty is Leo’s middle name.
5. Leo is a protector and their presence makes people feel safe.
6. Leo is a natural born leader who excels when they’re running the show.
7. Leo is straight up with you and will always give you the facts.
8. Leo is a social creature who loves to connect with others.
9. But Leo also needs alone time to unwind and collect their thoughts.
10. Leo LOVES a bit of attention and affection.
11. You can always count on Leo to come through for you.
12. Leo is an optimist who is able to see the silver lining to life.
13. Leo can be ridiculously charming at times.
14. Leo doesn’t have time
to hang onto grudges and
negative energy.
15. Leo is confident on the outside but sensitive on the inside.
16. Leo is playful and fun
to be around.
17. Leo is a thrill seeker who will try just about anything once.
18. Leos have swaggerand an effortlessly cool demeanour.
19. Leo often communicates their thoughts and emotions through humor.
20. Leo can be crazy competitive.
21. Leo is spontaneous and unpredictable in love.
another great match it sagittarius, then Gemini, aries and leos as well.
leos are fun to be with. they find it hard telling about themselves, so if they tell you consider yourself that lucky one!!
all these are true facts about leos. if you ever meet or find a leo, don't let them go...
Taurus guy: takes scopio's things without asking (by mistake)
Scorpio guy: how dare you fool!!? go get urs. you can't afford . argh
Taurus guy: so sorry never knee it was yours.
Gemini girl: smh :P- fight people!!
leo girl: oh please stop with your nonsense scopio!! Taurus guy just apologized bruh. just for little things (sighs and says smh who wanna vibe?)
Scorpio guy: who was that????(looking embarrassed and defeated)
Libra guy: she's a leo!! XD dude
leo facts
Gemini girl: thats what you get to try messing with a leo
(everyone leaves Scorpio guy and goes vibe with leo girl<3)
leos are fun to be with. they find it hard telling about themselves, so if they tell you consider yourself that lucky one!!
all these are true facts about leos. if you ever meet or find a leo, don't let them go...
Taurus guy: takes scopio's things without asking (by mistake)
Scorpio guy: how dare you fool!!? go get urs. you can't afford . argh
Taurus guy: so sorry never knee it was yours.
Gemini girl: smh :P- fight people!!
leo girl: oh please stop with your nonsense scopio!! Taurus guy just apologized bruh. just for little things (sighs and says smh who wanna vibe?)
Scorpio guy: who was that????(looking embarrassed and defeated)
Libra guy: she's a leo!! XD dude
leo facts
Gemini girl: thats what you get to try messing with a leo
(everyone leaves Scorpio guy and goes vibe with leo girl<3)
by Anonymous77 X February 10, 2021

Guy 1: your nan just passed I’m sorry for your loss
Guy 2: no she isn’t!
Guy 1: I’m sorry it’s a cold fact.
Guy 2:
Guy 2: no she isn’t!
Guy 1: I’m sorry it’s a cold fact.
Guy 2:
by Cavo. June 21, 2020
