Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.

"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."

by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

The Ole Grandfather Cock

sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.

when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.

by DJCondor July 10, 2012

big ole gay

Someone who refuses to acquiesce to inappropriate demands or take part in immature and unsavory, albeit extremely entertaining, activities.

Must be pronounced with an extreme Texas accent with a heavy emphasis on the GAY.

"I don't want to light this paper airplane on fire, launch it down a stairwell and document its destruction."

"That's because you're a big ole gay."

by MissBossPants September 23, 2011

Munchie's ole

The suckiest mexican restaurant in the entire world. There are COCK roaches in the food. Beware.

Being an employee at Munchie's Ole has got to be the saddest life-style possible. I know, I'm employed by the freakin' place.

by Senior Grogan August 8, 2004

The ole' Mingus

When engaged in sexual activities with a female partner while not using a condom or any protection of any kind, use the the "pull and pray" method. Then avoid all contact during the following days.

" so did you give her the ole' Mingus?"

by #P4L January 17, 2016