When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.
by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024
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The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
Get the blizzard of ahhs mug.The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.
Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now
Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy
Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy
by Cthun October 30, 2018
Get the The Blizzard Policy mug.a severe snowstorm that lasts over 3 hours. a blizzard can cause fallen trees, burst pipes, roof collapses, etc. if there is a blizzard, don't forget to keep warm, stock up on food, and make sure to have tools to clean up after the blizzard.
girl one: it looks like a blizzard out there.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.
by TheSmartOwl March 1, 2019
Get the blizzard mug.(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
Get the Michigan Blizzard mug.A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
by zoomcalf August 7, 2022
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by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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