dad joke

Style of joke often limited to the dads of the world because anyone else would be able to see how embarrassing the punch-line and response will be.
>You know what a wok is don't you?
>(flatly) What dad?
>It's what you throw at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle. Hur hur hur.
>Ugh. Dad joke.
by HungryNoobivore February 03, 2010
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Street Joke

Jokes that are characterized by lack of comedic author, a usually cheesy or "punny" punchline, and prevalence throughout most populations. Their simplicity and general appeal to most people allows for rapid passing along. Most "joke books" are collections of street jokes.

Although acceptable in public social situations, comedians are often shunned for any use of them, as it is seen as lazy and unoriginal.
A: "Don't you recognize me from the movies?"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah, I go there every Saturday!"
B: "HAHAHA."
C: "That street joke just gave me diarrhea."
by ProperCthulhu December 05, 2013
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woke-joke

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.
Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!
by Ofashea March 05, 2021
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Yolk Joke

The process of inserting a raw egg into a women's vagina and then punting her in the cunt. The yolk explodes and makes a mess everywhere. At that time, the man has vaginal sex with the woman and uses the messy yolk as lubricant.
The other day, my girlfriend was feeling freaky so I gave her a yolk joke. Needless to say, I used up an entire roll of paper towels. I then fell asleep inside of her.
by Kodboy April 11, 2009
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Dad joke

A joke which makes son and or family member face palm because of how simple it is
Son: "i'm tired" Dad: "hello tired, I'm dad - Omg nice dad joke
by bigwangman March 12, 2015
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Dad joke

What makes a dad joke isn't just the fact that it is often lame, but rather a dad joke is told souly for the entertainment of the teller (dad) and not the audience.
My dad didn't notice me in the room and just tested a stud finder on himself, beeped, said it worked, and laughed with nobody else around him. Typical dad joke
by PeterDadBodLouis December 04, 2018
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joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.
*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??
by The4RealDeal November 03, 2008
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