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New York hot pocket 

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)
Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.
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New York minute 

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
New York minute by keyshaw October 1, 2004

New York Islanders 

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"
New York Islanders by Dewey June 15, 2004

New York Boobs

Breasts that are found to be acceptable, or exceptional (especially when in New York, NY). First popularized by famous comedian, Dave Chappelle.
Hey Leah, You have some GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS!
New York Boobs by Buck Snyder December 21, 2006

new york city

a place where some of us call home (REALLY home). some of us actually go to school, work and do normal stuff here, not just shop or look at tall buildings all day. tourists r welcome. but the real new yorkers r the real new yorkers, u can tell.
my school is in new york city and when i was coming out, i saw some tourists take pics outside my skool. WHAT???
new york city by kissmeeee July 8, 2007

New York Mets 

A baseball team with annoying hot dogs like Jose Reyes that takes over 1st place late in the season and then gives it up to the Phillies in the last week of the season
The New York Mets blew another lead to the Phillies

New York minute 

A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.
I'll be there in a New York minute.
New York minute by LudwigVan December 6, 2003