myspace

A useless social networking site ruined by pedophiles, airhead teenagers, antisocialites. People use this site only with friends they already know defeating the purpose and idea behind networking. Also used by pedophiles to track down prey.

Person 1: I'm on myspace, but I only add people in real life.

Person 2: Uhm, aren't networking sites to meet people you don't already know and expand your "network"? Couldn't you just talk to your friends via e-mail, phone, aim, icq, yahoo, msn, in person.

by fuzzyballs June 16, 2007

myspace

Once upon a time there was a emo/loner/scene/sluty girl. She yerned for popularity so she got a myspace. This launched her into uber slut space where she uber uber popular and used extra letters on all of her wordsss and used wordds like:omg, rofl, omg, lmao, omg, effin, omg, your gorgeous, omg, im so ugly, omg, bffae x123456789,omg ILY, omg, ♥, and yes she spelled it out.OMG.She got a totally cool emo/scene/loner/sluty/ manaorexic/manwhore boyfriend.. and she was like OMG i effin love you...ILYS! THEN SHE GOT RAPED AND DIED.ily.omg.
DO DRUGS NOT MYSPACE

myspaceGirl 1: Im such a fucking fat ugly whore.
Girl 2: omg shut up you are so effin gorgeous, im the fat ugly whore
LAAAATER ON...
Girl 2: omg girl 1 is so ugly and whorey
Girl 3: i effin know bffae omg
Later on...
Girl 1: omg i effin hate Girl 2
Girl 3: omg me too, your like my bffaex12345678

by THE SENSIBLE WORLD November 19, 2006

myspace

a self-obsessed website, all people do is talk aobut themselves put pictures of themselves and see how many friends they can get, and people become extrmemly addicted to it, its really lame and its over taken google in the most popular website worldwide
bullshit!

comment my myspace pictures or die slut

by hood11111111111111 October 6, 2006

MySpacing

When someone or something that used to be on top is in an unstoppable decline into oblivion.

Jennifer was doing so well with her career before she started MySpacing from all the drugs and partying.

by jericoacoaraterra April 26, 2011

myspace

An extinct plane of existence consisting of slutty teenage, emo, attention whore, douchebags who constantly update their page and don't really have any friends but pretend to. Much like a facebook, but no one gives one shit about it anymore. (Thank God almighty)

2006 Teenagers-

OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO UPDATE MY MYSPACE!

2014 Teenagers-

What the hell is a myspace?

by MooseWinchester January 23, 2014

Myspace

A ghost-town of a social networking site.

Person A: Hey look at my new Myspace theme
Person B: What's Myspace?

by bbaannaannaa June 15, 2014

Myspace

The ghost town of the internet, once the largest social media site , now completely destroyed by websites like Facebook and Twitter. It is becoming forgotten quickly, almost as quickly as all of the crimes Justin Bieber has committed.

Oh my God, girl, you are so much fun. You should totally add me on Facebook.

Facebook? I have a Myspace account.

Myspace? Wtf is a myspace?

by Mr. Winter October 1, 2014