fuggly mooch

Created around the time of betrayl. Used to describe a girl who is not only "fucking ugly" aka fuggly but who also mooches.

Often descirbed as a CREATURE rather than a person

a cruel expression for someone who mainly deserves it.

1: look at that bitch; greasy hair, saggy eyes, head to the ground. shes such a fuggly mooch

2: oh GOD its the fuggly mooch! lock up your husbands and get out the head and shoulders!

by Kat,Kath,Court February 10, 2005

beer mooch

Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.

Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!

Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.

by CaptainSaget August 1, 2008

e-mooch

A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."

Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

by PotLickers! February 27, 2009

owl monocle

the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground

drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!

sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!

drew: hah-crap

Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!

Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap

Sam: haha sucks

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

Moocher

A person who eats all your food a gives you nothing in return. This perosn usually eats all your food because they are too damn lazy to get their own.

Person 1: OMG chips! give me some now
Person 2: MOOCHER!

by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009

Moocher

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to achieving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a real Moocher ("Taker"), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tenant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society as he will most definitely take more money than he will ever contribute, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
Your right, what a selfish, lazy person, can we please not hang out w/ someone like that....I can no longer enable his bad behavior....his mindset is now destroying our country.

by ....what's fair to you? October 10, 2011

Moocher

one who uses other people's drugs without paying

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003