A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.
Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.
by QuacksO November 16, 2020
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Mossing

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with your pubic hairs.
Bitch be mossing me.
by Refs67 January 18, 2025
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mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek
look at him

he must be mossing
by Memer_69 November 12, 2019
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Mossing

To be a lame and a loser. Emodies the concept of only taking L’s.
Person 1: “omg my netball team keeps losing”

Person 2: “you guys must be mossing
by mossingfr August 06, 2022
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ctrl/moss

best person ever!!!!!! WILL CARRY U ONJ VALORNAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so cool and amamizng and adnnnnnnnnnnnn my dsicord kitten meow meow uwu
"yo u know ctrl/moss?" "OBVIOSUYL THATS LIEK THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!"
by scaramoucheluvr48 August 08, 2022
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tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.
Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.
by Meat Teeth March 06, 2014
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eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is
Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food
by homo_simpson February 28, 2025
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