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Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.
Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
by Humommy June 25, 2023
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Luke Moity

a loudass french kid who talks about fifa and works in a cheese boutique. he thinks soccer is a real sport and his step-dad has a fake tesla. he thinks he's elite because he smokes weed but he's just a crackhead. he is most likely going to overdose on meth. he is gluten-free.
damn you're being such a luke moity right now
by hi,french,swansea June 4, 2019
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International Maritime Law

Section 1 in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone, it is not considered cheating.
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
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International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
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International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating
I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law
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Linn marita

linn marita is a magical creature that lives in the forests of southern norway. known for its beautiful appearance and stubbornness. she tends to lure stupid men home with her, and they are never seen again
B**** dont be a Linn Marita

Wow your body is so hot, you must be Linn Marita
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dirty maritimer

When someone inserts their finger into a person's rectum, then places the same finger in that person's mouth and "fish hooks" them.
by Uncle Jürgen October 24, 2022
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