Shot Monster

The act of taking filling two shot glasses with alcohol, dumping them both in your mouth, and then holding the glasses over your eyes like goggles and making monster noises. Usually a residual amount of alcohol will actually pour into your eyes and your eyes turn bloodshot and burn and you'll start actually screaming. This is knows as "Full Monster".

Bro 1: Rawrrr I'm the shot monster!
(vodka splashes into eyes)
Bro 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Full Monster)

by ShotMonster September 5, 2010

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding

Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?

by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 7, 2010

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020

Holla Monster

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

by Christocoop July 27, 2020