Great Mistakes

Nickname for the Navy's Recruit Training Command (boot camp) in Great Lakes, IL. So named for the regret felt by some recruits wondering just what they got themselves into.

I can't wait to see my wife when I finish up at Great Mistakes.

by Hannibal Cannabis June 4, 2011

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Misheel

An amazing girl that any guy would be lucky to know. Misheel will be the love of your life, the inspiration to your dreams and the fun to your conflicts. She will be the waffle to your chicken. Once you get to know her, you will fall in love with her and miss her every single fucking day. Without her, life will be too bitter...

I love you, Misheel
Ly2

by kanonymousm June 11, 2018

Mista

the one sexy beast from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 - Golden Wind. With the stand 'Six Bullets' (Sex Pistols) he can manipulate the bullets (actual bullets not the human like ones that help him)

"Have you seen JJBA pt5 yet?"

"Yeah I love Mista."

by herpiesfreesince03 June 13, 2019

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

mistank

A mistake that leads to an unpleasant odor

"Man, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. That was a mistank."

by That Mustache Thing March 25, 2010

mishegossip

the conversation about family, friends and neighbors that takes place among Jewish mothers, who by definition are a little bit crazy

"My son is almost perfect, but he never calls me," she says as she spreads the mishegossip.

by focus of mishegossip July 30, 2009