Minor Shackles

The neon coloured bands strapped around a minor's wrist once they enter a club or bar to let the bartender's know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Marks. The opposite of Freedom Bands.

Guy #1: That girl is totally cute! You should buy her a drink, yo!

Guy #2: Aww damn! She's got minor shackles. I don't want to get kicked out of the bar for buying her booze.

by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

Minor Emergency Clinic

Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.

Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!

by coolarrow February 20, 2011

Minor Macking

The act of an older male Macking, hooking up or getting with a girl who is much younger then him, Usually this occurs in high school with older guys and is usually a particular senior who choose to go for freshmen and violate the two year rule.

Mackafreshmen is the king of Minor Macking there he goes macking another freshmen.. holy shit thats the 50th time this year when are these girls going to learn?...IDK

by Mackaminor June 28, 2010

official minority

someone who has been granted unofficial (or official) privileges by being the race, religion, or orientation that they are. This is, of course, based on what country you are in.

People act like this kind of treatment to minorities does not exist, but no one thinks of refuting the Jim Crow laws.

Mexicans are an official minority
African Americans are an official minority
Gays are an official minority
Muslims are an official minority

Examples apply to the United States.

by Someone else has the name John May 15, 2007

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

ste minor

Any type of fucked up, mis shaped or malformed chord played by the nearly legendary axe murderer and Eric Clapton look a like amateur guitar players

Ste, what's that fucked up chord you're playin? "it's a Ste Minor.....I just invented it"!

by Sydsunkle January 21, 2015

a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken January 14, 2016