minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017

A minor

The main key in the toxic gossip train

So real (here's me writing A minor so this definition gets approved)

by Cringe username October 18, 2023

Minor

someone who you can't fu...….. hey hey hey why you looking

"I hate Minors because I can't fu....."
me,"hey hey hey hey hey chill shut up pedo we don't need that shit

by Starwyrm1597 April 22, 2023

ste minor

Any type of fucked up, mis shaped or malformed chord played by the nearly legendary axe murderer and Eric Clapton look a like amateur guitar players

Ste, what's that fucked up chord you're playin? "it's a Ste Minor.....I just invented it"!

by Sydsunkle January 21, 2015

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025

Minority

someone who is not a straight white cis man.

Person 1: "Sometimes people look down apon me just because of the fact that I'm a minority "

by mayahawkelover69 February 19, 2023

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022