Minnesota

The BEST STATE EVER
Nothing even close to the shitty country Canada
Minnesota Nice expect when driving
STATE OF HOCKEY suck it Detroit our whole state beats your one city that you stole from us.
Biggest mall in the USA
the greatest accent ever!
producers of most of the nations corn and wheat
worldwide leader in medicine and education

the MAYO CLINIC where every rich person in the world comes when they get sick
NOT THE DUMB HICKS THAT SURROUND US TO THE NORTH (CANADA) SOUTH (IOWA) WEST (DAKOTAS) EAST (THEY'RE SO SHITTY THEY AREN'T BEING NAMED

M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A
MINNESOTA
MINNESOTA
FUCK WISCONSIN

by CSHIT October 23, 2009

Minnesota mob kids

Groups of Minnesotan kids who are generally aged 12-15, that walk around aimlessly in suburban areas, looking for other mob kids to chill with. The group will almost always start out with three kids, and it will gradually get larger and larger, but never reaching a total of more than eight kids. These kids proceed to walk around town thinking that they are the shit. They will always end up at a McDonald's patio, where they then continue to criticize anyone younger than them, or other mobs that happen to pass by.

Tony: "whadup blake im hungry as fuck, wanna hit up McDonald's?"

Blake: "sure dude im not even hungry, but i passed McDonald's 5 minutes ago, and there was a gang of Minnesota mob kids chillin on the patio"

Tony: "good, looks like its gonna be a toofer. . I getta munch some dank food and fuck with some Minnesota mob kids"

Tony and Blake simultaneously: "Ahhh Suburbia"

by MuurkYaMinneapolis March 6, 2009

Minnesota

New Sweden

Minnesota is the American equivalent of Sweden

by TheMinnesotan December 30, 2013

Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever

Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"

by Temprista May 30, 2020

Cherry Minnesota

A Small community where alot of drinking and partying occurs. A great Rural community, and also you do not need to worry about the police.

Cherry Minnesota a Great place to live

by Cherry Town April 26, 2007

Minnie Mousing

To rape a man dressed up as Minnie Mouse

Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?

by Im_Cheating February 13, 2010

Minnesota Kiss

Like an Eskimo Kiss but it is on your Balls with a Cold Nose!

Right when I was getting ready to leave she went down and gave me a Minnesota Kiss, Then she Blew me!

Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing

by Diabolical Witch September 10, 2012