Mind Dumpin 

When you cant think or work because you have to take a huge shit, but you cant get up off your chair.

pete's been mind dumping all day and hasnt done anything.

Mind Dumpin by spynyc July 29, 2016

Mind Reader 

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

mind monkey 

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...

That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...

mind monkey by Ham face July 18, 2020

mind gandalf

very long hair

i have luscious mind gandalf

mind gandalf by Foor251 February 23, 2021

Mind Gamed 

A person is confused, or is made clueless of their environment.

Yo I mind gamed Patrick the other day

Mind Gamed by Vulturu March 16, 2021

Mind Arson 

When everything in your mind crashes and burns as a result of some unfortunate event.

Person 1: How'd you do on your test?

Person 2: I failed. Time to go commit mind arson.

Mind Arson by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToT June 26, 2021

mind me dog 

In the days of large crowds in the terraces at football matches and the queue for the peanut seller and toilets, this was a way of getting the people in front of you to part and so advance your way through.

We are not getting through this lot for a piss anytime soon, let's try this "Mind Me dog"

mind me dog by ErictheDog September 25, 2022