The israeli military

The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.

Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2022

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.

John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day

by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021

ignition military bomb

Joe

Muslim Nigga: I put an ignition military bomb in the classroom
White Emo Kid: Sweet!

by Big Fella 9000 October 17, 2019

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 4, 2025

militari

militari is the most prestigious neighborhood in bucharest. it is well known for a trapper, MGK666, for its violence and general chaotic atmosphere. most people tend to joke about the fact that rroma people live there

“hai coaie in militari sa ne batem pula de tigani”
“cum pula mea sa locuiesti in militari”
“m6 mafia skrr pow militari”

by ulei November 27, 2023

military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020