Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 1: I’m going to Mexico
Guy 2: explain what Mexico is
Guy 1: Ok. Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Wow thanks for expplaining what Mexico is!
Guy 1: Np
Guy 2: explain what Mexico is
Guy 1: Ok. Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Wow thanks for expplaining what Mexico is!
Guy 1: Np
by SUPER DOGE XXX DESTROYER March 11, 2023

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"
"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."
"Awwwwe.."
"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."
"Awwwwe.."
by February 11, 2022

by Real historian August 21, 2023

Whenever A Good Danganronpa Another Character Dies, we Say They Didn't actually die, They're just in Mexico
by phantomfoxy87 May 11, 2022

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"
by EroticOnion23 February 8, 2024

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
