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Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
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Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
by OTFB March 21, 2010
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Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
by TTFDLC April 3, 2021
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vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products
Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.
by trish_ January 11, 2023
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Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.
Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.
by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022
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Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.
Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022
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