masturbeer

1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...

by MrSecret September 17, 2010

masturbate

Tune the skin flute.

I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.

by Jakeofclubs April 25, 2006

Masturbate

When a man or women plays with there testicular area...vagina/penis

Mike likes to masturbate a lot.
So does Ashley.

by Yank me January 02, 2007

masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll April 02, 2006

Masturbation

Pull your penis out of your pants and put it your mouth

Kyle masturbation meaning he is a dude probably gay

by Ilike2eatpussy December 22, 2018

Masturbate

Something Females or Males do to make their parts feel like they just had sex.

Here's how...

Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.

Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.

YO! IS THAT SARAH!?? Wow, She can really Masturbate.

by cumMaker May 06, 2019

masturbate

mas-tur-bait, verb. self-stimulation of the genetalia which may or may not end in an orgasm

mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."

by Neddy Ludd March 10, 2006