Mari

To fall down the stairs, landing on your brother's broken violin on the way down.

"holy fuck bro, your sister really just mari'd, huh"

by grotesquette ♡ February 27, 2022

mari

mari is a good girl who likes tennis/sports she loves her curly hair

mari is super (athletic)

by Ninja_Queen1 December 18, 2019

Maris

Maris is a beautiful girl, usually tall. Her smile lights up the room. She makes people’s day better with her humor and personality. She is very smart but sometimes gets too attached. She has many friends and people envy her looks and character. If you ever find a Maris keep her as close as possible.

Girl 1: Do you know that girl over there?

Girl 2: oh yeah! That’s Maris, she’s the best!!

by edenboi69 October 28, 2019

Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

Maris

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.

Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.

by Feebs October 2, 2003

mary

A seemingly innocent girl, frequently seen as sexually inexperienced and prudish; one who is still a virgin; fresh meat. A Biblical reference to Mary giving birth to Jesus while still a virgin. A derogatory term.

Person 1: "That girl is such a prissy little prude!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"

by zeureeka May 18, 2006

Mari

Tree. Tree. tREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Also rich.

Mari (Ohara) is rich.

by ChickinChickin July 17, 2018