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Maron

Last name derived from the Lebanese saint, Saint Maroun. Lebanese migrants to Mexico who held the surname Absi, took on the surname Maron as it was easier for those who spoke Spanish to pronounce.
1. Wow, did you hear about Pedro Maron? He got married!
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Mahoon

A very cancerous word that defines cancer in my left ballsack
Ayyy, mahoon

Le mahoon
by Mahoon January 13, 2016
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Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.
I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.
by CocoSantango August 17, 2010
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Marion, IL

A town of 17,000 serving as the county seat of Williamson County in Southern Illinois. The town was originally a swamp, just like Orlando, again proving that "you can drain the swamp from the land, but not from the people." The town's mayor, Bob Butler, has been in office continuously since 1963 and is most likely a Federal plant, owing to the large Shawnee Forest National Park's collection of munitions, a General Dynamics Ordnance arms manufacturing plant which may produce as much as 30% of the nation's ammunition, a local FBI branch headquarters, and the United States Penitentiary, Marion (built in 1963) serving as a replacement for Alcatraz.

Other major employers (besides the Federal Government) include Pepsi MidAmerica, with a mansion for the owners, the reportedly "dickish" Crisp family, located directly behind the complex so they can more effectively lord over them; AISEN manufacturing where rednecks and Japanese collide in something resembling an imported game show; and several insurance companies, banks, and hotels, Marion acting as a traditional Midwestern pit-stop town between Chicago, St. Louis., Memphis, and other cities more notable and livable.
"When going to St. Louis, be sure to completely pass Marion, IL."

"I'm from Marion, IL, home to Marion High School where I learned to create a PowerPoint presentation."
by Strawberry ShortCult January 29, 2012
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Marlon

A random person. That person who stays after the party and hangs out with you and all of your friends, but who no one actually knows. It derives from calling such a person a "rando", which morphed into "Marlon rando", and finally just "marlon".
Who's that fucking marlon in the corner? I totally just saw hiim finish off the whisky, and now he's trying to hit on my girlfriend. What a lame marlon.

Man, let's get out of here. this party is a total marlon-fest.
by Andrew Flint February 11, 2007
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maroney

1. Existing in a state of high paranoia
2. One who seriously believes in conspiracy theories
1. Pat won't come out of his house anymore because he is so maroney about life.
2. I was talking to this maroney on the bus the other day, and he kept trying to make me believe that the CIA shot JFK.
by Maroneyisms November 2, 2010
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marlon

slang for a brandy, from actor Marlon Brando
Now getting to the bar’s gonna be trouble
So the Marlons’ll have to be doubles
Then you drink doubles
The same speed you drink singles
by Mike Skinner April 25, 2006
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