by Werdasliestistdumm March 19, 2021
Get the Marcus swiftymug. by scopophobicc August 23, 2021
Get the marcus machinemug. A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.
"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
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by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022
Get the Marcus Khourymug. by Punkassbitch May 4, 2015
Get the Marcus (cat)mug. by MEruisc January 22, 2014
Get the Marcus Georgesmug. by fwcotton April 18, 2022
Get the marcus villarealmug. She is Married To Joe Iconis the creator of Be More Chill. She Made her broadway debut as Brooke Lohst she is one of the sweetest actors ever
by Hehdbdbbsbsshsh August 13, 2019
Get the Lauren Marcusmug.