March 25 

If you were born on this day, wow 🔞. You’ve prolly stolen a best friends gurl at least twice. I bet you play basketball. Plus your hella hot. Prolly gonna be either pimp or hitman when older.

Person 1: Woah!! That guy was born on March 25

Person 2: Dude we gotta run - forget the dogs they will die anyway.

Dude born on March 25: HEY FAM ITS THE GAMER BOY

March 25 by HardcoreGamerManXXX November 8, 2019

march 25th 

the worst possible day for a directioner.

"Hey!" says the friend
"DONT TALK TO ME! ITS MARCH 25TH!" screams the directioner.

march 25th by mikayla_styles March 24, 2020

March 22 

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

March 22 by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

March 14

If you are born on March 14 you are automatically attractive. You are also a Pisces which means your kind hearted and your good at nearly anything. You will not put up with bs and if you get hurt you will always find a way to get revenge.

“Bro have you heard Sienna’s born on March 14”
“Ohhhh we better not mess with her”

March 14 by Sienna_Cristosis March 7, 2020

March 12 

Hang out with you girlfriend day

Girlfriend: Guess what day it is?
Boyfriend: March 12?
Girlfriend: Exactly! You know what that means!
Boyfriend: Oh yeah! I get to hang out with you :)

March 12 by Jesse's Guy October 19, 2019

march 24 

national thick day the day to celebrate that ur thick and if ur born on this day ur slim n thxim thick as a cuban or a Brazilian and if ur not yet you will be .

guy 1 : you know what day it is ?

guy 2 : no ,what day is it ?
guy 1 : its march 24 national slim thick day the day to celebrate all the slim thick girls / boys , oOoOoO i see one now .
guy 2 : aye momi you gotta fattie happy national slim thick day

girl 1: thanks ☺️☺️

march 24 by cutieeeeewithaBOOTY April 12, 2019

march 30 

national cuff day

damn it's march 30? where's kelvin

march 30 by menelek December 6, 2019