My mum

A flower yee haw

My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog

by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 05, 2019

Ben's mum

A phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability.

Sorry, what did you say?
Oh my god, are you Ben's mum or something.

by Rob123456123 March 11, 2011

alfies mum

a massive slag

see alfies mum shes a massive slag

by mouldyclit February 21, 2018

Billy's Mum

a complete and utter slag of kent

i shagged Billy's mum again

by kdkhfjsd June 29, 2011

zeins mum

a fucking slut that fucks all the guys in sydney and also loves dirty trumpet

condell park boys that fuck zeins mum

by ayrii steven February 17, 2019

ya mum

this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!

"oi shut up"
"ya mum"
...
"MAMUMSDEAD!!!"

by sickmad beast February 23, 2010

ya mum

The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

by Bowen Zhu May 12, 2008