Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

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Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025

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Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker

I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick

by Hot Mongolian June 7, 2022

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mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

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Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024

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Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

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