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Loribirdism 

A religious faith that bases its existence off preaching and praising their divine entity David the rainbow lorikeet, beloved, and believed to have created all life. Examples of divine substances and items include all fruit, seed, etc. Their sacred text is known as the bibbl of brd, (derived from the ancient language of bird), the instructs their followers to enjoy life, but 'not be a total douche canoe'.

It is believed that His descendants are spread across the world evolving and adapting their colours, preaching loribirdism in all the world.
Door to door 1: Hey man, have you heard of Loribirdism?
Guy: Hey, that sounds pretty good
Loribirdism by Kashootme October 26, 2017
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a boy called loris and that traditionally comes from italy. after all the 5 people with the name of loris they all like donuts a lot. he is smart. and it is also a animal
me: how was the date
her: he was such a loris
me: lucky you
Loris by Apple_Cherry13 June 3, 2018
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Lorilani 

the baddest most devine woman across the 7 seas
When i saw Lorilani i was like damn, where they make those at?
Lorilani by SlickMike June 4, 2018
My dad totally ran off with a Lorie.
Lorie by one223334444 September 8, 2018
A fit , good looking , cocky gentlemen who loves females and gaming , add up youtube @lolh9
Oi did you see Loris he was failing to hit on a sixth former!
Loris by fleurq October 12, 2018
Big dick, many friends, best guy on planet abd nuch better than joel
#Lorisischcool
Loris by Loschra November 18, 2018
A childish man-child with a ridiculously small dick, lacking English speaking skills and tends to be extremely French. A Loris also doesn't know basic sets of social skills, such as sarcasm and basic humor. and is usually dangerously violent. Warning: a loris doesn't know how to articulate and you must be prepared to ask him to repeat what he is saying many times; patience is required.
Jesus Christ that guy is such a Loris
Loris by JohnnyEnglishMrBean November 26, 2018