Lisa

The biggest nerd of all time, all she cares about is work, she is super boring and an idiot.

Stop being a Lisa

by pseudonym12234 February 26, 2020

Lisa

usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too

i just f*cked Lisa bro no way me too.

by hoorada July 28, 2020

Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.

"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.

by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011

Lisa F

Lisa is the coolest girl in the world. She is kind, smart, funny, and above all has impeccable music taste. She lights up a room with her warm and easygoing personality, and is the kind of girl you will never not have fun with. She has the right amount of sarcasm, wit, and banter to go toe to toe with even the best hecklers. She is a lot more badass and cool than she thinks she is, and needs to be reminded this from time to time. Although she finds herself bouncing between rocky relationships, her friends know that anyone would be lucky to even be around her. There is someone who likes her a lot but doesn't think she's interested and therefore doesn't want to ruin their friendship.

"Hey, I just saw Lisa F the other day"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really Livin Like Lisa"

by Peter Piper's Pickled Pecker September 27, 2022

Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.

I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.

by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023

Lisa Blackpig

A name from a Malaysian drama that sparked fire among the Malaysian celebrity Janna Nick and toxic blackpink stans. The artist that it was named after, Lisa from Blackpink does not give f and doesn't care at all, so are the people of Korea. The Malaysians just want something to argue about lol.

Random Malay guy: "Yo, have you heard about the Lisa blackpig thing in Malaysia?"
Random Korean guy: "무슨 소리 야?"

by Not a kpop fan. February 22, 2021

Lisa Coon

a kfc wrap full of coon cheese

that lisa coon taste like caramel

by snogga January 15, 2019