lipstick

A male penis, in reference to a blowjob. Penis being the stick, lip being where you you put the stick.

When wanting a blow job from my girlfriend, I ask. You wanna play with my LipStick

by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005

lipstick lesbians

Women who kiss other women in hopes of attracting males.

Guy 1: Man did you see those two chicks kiss!
Guy 2: Probably lipstick lesbians.

by Alex09 June 11, 2005

Lipstick Salad Tosser

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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Drew deakyne is a lipstick salad tosser

by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011

MEXICAN LIPSTICK

WHEN A GUY PULLS HIS DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THEN RUBS IT ON YOUR LIPS SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ON CHULA LIPSTICK.

I was just getting ready to cum so I pulled it out of her ass and as I was aiming for her face she grabbed my dick and gave herself some Mexican Lipstick.

by 9078675309 January 5, 2009

lipstick

Something old women put on to remind them that they once had lips. The only young people that wear it are prostitutes (to help them show up on dark corners), boys who desperately wish to be girls (self explanatory), & strippers (to reflect the strobe lights from their awful teeth).

I saw Elton with bright red lipstick on, he wants to be a girl, but instead he just comes off as easy.

by prettyboybobby August 31, 2011

lipstick on a pig

A horrible, sexist smear against female Vice Presidential candidates, especially when used following a sentence that has nothing to do with said Vice Presidential candidate.

"John McCain says he's about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, 'Watch out George Bush -- except for economic policy, health care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics -- we're really going to shake things up in Washington.' That's not change. That's just calling something the same thing something different. You know you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You know you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after eight years. We've had enough of the same old thing." -Perhaps the most sexist statement ever uttered in the history of humankind

by elchip3 October 25, 2008

Lipstick Lobby

Grass roots efforts for politicial issues affect single women, such as single-payer healthcare, reproductive rights, equal pay, victim's rights.

If Palin were to attend a meeting of the Lipstick Lobby and espouse her crapola about rape victims having to pay the ER for their own rape kits, she'd be stomped into the ground by their Manolos.

by SingleMindedWomen.com March 12, 2009