lickety

1. deliciousness
2. a word used to describe the appearance of a fully erect penis
3. the thought that enters your mind when you see a dripping wet CC runner
4. the tingling sensation on your tongue when you see some eye candy

etc...

-go look at R.L.'s pikcha.. he lookin all wet and lickety, i could eat him UPPP!!

-ohhhh gurl.. i be on dat all night long

by tushaba October 21, 2008

Lickety

1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine

2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy

"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."

"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."

"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"

*****

"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."

"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"

"Bye-bye!"

by Va-va-voom October 10, 2008

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

lickin'

Another term for a lesbian, carpet muncher, or butch.

You see those two chicks over there, they're lickin'!!!

by ItalStalAC November 12, 2010

licking the bush

Sticking your whole face in the pussy and then the pussy swallows your head and you get sucked in and never seen again

Dan: did you know where mike is.

Bob: I heard he was "licking the bush".

Dan: rest in peace mike.

by Shit eater 21 February 13, 2014

licking the plate

Going down a woman that's already had intercourse.

So I was licking the plate when his jizz dribbled on my nose.

by Meph August 12, 2017

finger licking host

The act of a mother, or other host, serving up cake at a party, and licking her fingers each time she touches icing; therefore, leaving unwanted germs on the next person's piece she serves up.

Gross, did you see that finger licking host putting her nasty licked fingers on my piece of cake?

by quirky me July 31, 2010