lean grief

a relativley minor use term used as code by people who you wouldn't think smoke dope . common to an age of near fifty and professionally succesfull, most often middle class, bored, fat, balding white men, with too much time on their hands. a first letters transposed, mis-spelling. but the meaning is clear. west coast canadian. used by those who can't have it known that they were young once, those who commonly say "do as i say not as i do"

i had a crappy day at the shop today and a drink just won't do. i think a little lean grief is all i can take tonight. how about you?

by publican September 13, 2009

Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.

i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies

by A MASON November 3, 2010

natural lean

The direction a males genitals naturally go when they put on pants. Either the left or right pants leg on it's own without having to be placed there by one's hand.

When Max sat on Jimmy's left leg he thought he felt -something- but Jimmy said, "Ah no worries, my natural lean is to the right.

by NorthernDownpour May 9, 2008

Lean Thicc

Lean Thicc is when a girl is skinny, but she's got a nice curvy shape. Most girls that are lean thicc regard themselves as skinny and are regarded as skinny, but in reality they are lean thicc. To be lean thicc a girl must be skinny, but have a curvy shape. Her booty also won't look flat, but small. Lowkey lean thicc girls be crazy in bed.

Nigga 1: Damn bruh, that girl hella skinny dude. She got no ass

Nigga 2: Nah man, she lean thicc. She got a booty it's just small.

Nigga 1: *looks again* Ah yeah you right cuz. She lean thicc

by datonecutenigga01 August 12, 2018

Hippie Lean

Tea brewed from Kratom leaves (Mitragyna speciosa). The main alkaloid in kratom, mitragynine, is known to have similar effects to codeine, the main active ingredient in Lean, or other mild opiates. Another defining characteristic of hippie lean is its particularly foul taste.

"Yo, you want a sip of that Hippie Lean?
"Nah, that shit's nasty."

by woke_zero September 13, 2018

Toddler Lean

Any cough medicine used to make kids go to sleep. Also can be used by adults when they don't want to use adult medicine.

Her son wouldn't go to bed so she put a little toddler lean in his sippy cup and he went right to bed.

by ASChicagoan June 27, 2019

Battle Lean

BATTLE LEAN
Someone who is ripped and ready for a Battle. As in the heavyweight championship rematch between Deontay Wilder and Bermane Stiverne.

Deontay Wilder looked armored and Battle Lean as he pummeled Bermane Stiverne in the first round knockout championship rematch.

by dgbythesea18 November 5, 2017