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smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
by rus! January 13, 2009
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abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter
Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!
by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007
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Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.
Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.
by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
by Bross December 27, 2018
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lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out
I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing
by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025
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k-lax

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax
Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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Lax groupie

Someone who only sleeps with DJ's/musicians but enjoys the music just as much
I like this lax groupie a lot she has great input on my music and she has good pussy
by Jackmitchel July 25, 2023
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