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smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
by rus! January 13, 2009
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abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter
Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!
by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007
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Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.
Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.
by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011
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chill-lax

don't fret, wait and it will get better, don't get worry lines, it's not that important so don't let it get to you, be super cool, not easily ruffled.
Yes, the police stopped you for no reason, but chill-lax and you will be okay.
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LAX

Lucky Strike Tax - short LAX. Is a urban means of payment.
One Lax is one pack of Lucky Strikes.
Wherever you are on this nice planet, with LAX, you dont have any probs to pay your driver, guide, lunch or the f*** o** duty.
There is no other currency with this kind of acceptance.
Ok dude, give me one Lax and i bring u to the beach.
by TheFancyLGDude December 10, 2009
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Lax

a word used to describe ones "swag" clothing, often used by urban hipsters and guidos.
Also used to describe shitting the bed or your pants.. usually your pants though.
Bros, this is just lax clothing I'm not gonna wear my laundry shirts I go out in on a sunday night.

You guys are going lax out there.
*snickers*Chebull's swag clothing?
No, your shitting your pants.
by Bigger Easy September 27, 2010
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lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.
by Lax17 October 6, 2010
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