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No ticky, no laundry! 

A Northern NY catchphrase rebuking a one-night stand in favor of monogamy, or at least commitment.
"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"

Skipping Class to Do Laundry

How Timmy finds out that Rob Landis used her name and e-mail address to create a new definition for Donkey Punch. Caught ya. You're one big floppy cock. I didn't want to go to class ... and now I got you back RL. You don't even know me. I'm a grown ass woman. Fuck with me again and I'll come to floor 2 and kick your little ass.
"RL! This is so hard!" -Timmy

"That's what she said ..." -RL, like a true pimp.

Dirty Laundry 

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.
Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.
Dirty Laundry by becca December 19, 2004

dirty laundry 

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.
dirty laundry by lyono April 12, 2009

money laundry 

Stackin Paper... Making Money... Grindin for Bread.... Gettin Dough
Some people call it stackin papah, I call it money laundry

Arfan Laundry 

can i give a tjup tjup
arfan laundry: hey gug
gug: hello
arfan laundry: can i give you a tjup tjup?
gug: sure
gug: lets go behind the bug museum
arfan laundry: oh oh oh hit me harder gug
gug: eh eh eh
Arfan Laundry by gug fucker April 19, 2005