Louisiana Stuffed Turkey

When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.

Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."

Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."

by Peter Willy April 18, 2011

Louisiana Duck Blind

When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis

Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.

by Tbeach September 2, 2019

louisiana lane change

when doing a girl doggystyle- you abruptly switch from the vagina to the anus

i was so drunk a gave rory a louisiana lane change.

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004

[louisiana black snake]

a large black penis that exceeds 8 inches soft

the white woman stared frighteningly at his louisiana black snake

by fkn clown May 15, 2006

Louisiana Hot Pocket

The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex

Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by Twisted dude March 1, 2009

Louisiana Door Knob

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

by Bijazik March 24, 2008

Louisiana hot stick

The act of spitting Skoal on your own penis, then, having your companion suck it off.

Tonya slightly gagged as she polished off Theodore's Louisiana hot stick

by BIGRZ June 25, 2005