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Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022
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Listening

A thing that a Vanessa often decides to not be bothered with.
"You are not listening are you?...."
"What? Whaa?"
"Exactly"
by ASmartNoodle February 10, 2020
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Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently
by pollipol March 23, 2022
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October 2nd listen to your boyfriend day

Listen to your boyfriend day

Rule no saying 'no'
October 2nd Listen to your boyfriend day
P.1: Shut up! Its October 2nd
P.2: *Silent*
by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 1, 2021
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Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
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