A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022

Code for jerking off
by anonymous August 31, 2025

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

by ASmartNoodle February 10, 2020

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do
by pollipol March 23, 2022

by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022

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by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
