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leech

by Drezly September 4, 2018
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leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.
by honchh July 25, 2018
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energy leech

Anyone over fifty that likes to be near young people simply to draw off their youthful energy.
Captain McCloskey that same old guy has been walking around the playground for over an hour now; should I ask him a few questions? No, he's harmless corporal, just an energy leech.
by corker January 30, 2010
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Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan
Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache
by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019
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Bitch leech

Someone who bitches about everything, every hour, every minute, to every second and they drain the energy out of you like a leech
That person is a bitch leech they wouldn't stop bitching about how I was looking about her boyfreind, for like the whole day"
by Middleschoolar October 14, 2022
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Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.
"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"
by powderdrain December 29, 2009
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Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019
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