kiwi mold 

A fruit with mold on it.

Kiwi mold is disgusting.

kiwi mold by Debskelly1985 August 18, 2023

Kiwi Breakfast 

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

Kiwi Breakfast by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

Kiwi Day 

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi

Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*

Kiwi Day by slimecicle lover fr December 14, 2023

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

kiwi microwave by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

Kiwi Farms 

The Gotham city of the digital relm

Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish

Kiwi Farms by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024

Kiwi nigga 

A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.

Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga

Kiwi nigga by Gorillaglue2419 April 23, 2024

kiwi couple 

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

kiwi couple by __somebody_ June 21, 2024