Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.

Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!

by Reals December 16, 2008

Discord kitten

Bibi

That guy has 5 discord kittens

by L is yoloswagking March 23, 2023

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

forfeit kitten

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.

"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."

by Unkle G March 5, 2009

sext kitten

A person adept at arousing others through sext messages.

Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.

Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.

by sexty little beast May 31, 2011

exploding kittens

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers

haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great

by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017

Discord Kitten

Someone who will get free nitro from a discord mod

"Can I get nitro pls uwu" - Discord Kitten

"Yes of course my kitten" - Old man

by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021