a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
Get the jizz kittenmug. by niga you gay April 12, 2021
Get the Toula The Kittenmug. Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!
by Reals December 16, 2008
Get the Kitten Tattoomug. a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers
by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017
Get the exploding kittensmug. A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
by Unkle G March 5, 2009
Get the forfeit kittenmug. by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021
Get the Discord Kittenmug. when one gets so excited sexually that they develop the mannerisms of a kitten (e.g. purring, clawing, rolling on the floor, etc.)
by clockiewitch June 28, 2009
Get the Kitten Modemug.